Online features not available

This game was released in 2015; in ~2025 the online modding & cross-platform cloud saving features became non-functional due to deprecation of old TLS functionality by a third party outside our control.  Sorry!  The rest of the game continues to work, though you will see an SSL warning when the game launches and it will say 'offline mode' in the menu.

About the Game

PLEASE NOTE: This is intentionally a quick play -- by design, you can beat this game in about an hour. If you have some extra time, after you beat the game you can: unlock achievements, search for all the items, easily mod in your own items, try the new game+ mode, go outside, feed the baby, water the plants, realize you don't have a baby, water the plants again, oh god whose baby is this, eat some chili, eat the plants, etc, etc.

Step 1: Craft weapons

Create products by combining the natural resources of our glorious country. Refine those products to make weapons! How about... vodka + exercise machine = Vladimir Putin's gym shorts? Its manly odor is both powerful and deadly.

Step 2: Automate your factory

Now that you've figured out how to build one weapon, can you make hundreds of them? Build out your factory for mass production with conveyor belts, barriers, pushers, black holes... wait... why did you put a black hole in the factory?! Nooooo

Step 3: EXTREME CAPITALISM!

Now that we're mass producing weapons, we can sell those off and upgrade the factory to build more profitable (and complex) weapons. Discover new technology phases like Sand Age, Copper Age, Iron Age, and the most advanced technology: Potato Age.

Features

• Craft weapons & create huge factories
  
• New Game+ mode
  
• Cross-device cloud saving
  
• Create your own resources & weapons in the Blueprint DB -- plus share your mods easily with the world via cloud mod sync
  
• Full game included, no microtransactions